December 13, 2011

This is an 81 Honda. How dare you!

It seems that there are many people out there that I am close to that love to blog. The problem is that I just so happen to be close to them. You might ask yourself  "Why is this a problem?". Well if you think about it what do people blog about? interesting stuff in thier lives. Well if you happen to be close to me you will most likely end up posting about me, because you could say that I am...interesting. I consulted a lovely dictionary to find synonyms to the word interesting. some of the words were:
  • arresting
  • captivating
  • consuming
  • engrossing
The problem I see here is that these are not the words I would use when I know someone who is "interesting". these are some better examples, sorry webster!

  • weird
  • strange
  • slow in the head
  • a retard ( think of the hangover)
Yes, I realize these are words anybody close to me would use to describe me. I have proof and you can find it on these blog's Michelle's Blog and Natalie's blog. I'm sure there are many others from random people I have met. I would imagine thier post starts out like this "So I ran into this guy today, what an idiot!".

In essence, I would not like this blog to be about proving that I'm not a moron, just showing my side of the story. Maybe we can all walk away with a few laughs. All I care is that you don't have to walk away saying, "that's rude dude!"